A great defense is a HUGE offense

song: “We won’t stone you in the streets!”

[Have you ever noticed, how like, some people,
are like, really BORN stoned!?]

DT man… the hep crowd don’t get you any more!
Keep cool and don’t clutter it with small stuff
have fun, steal a little
public money
keep it tight but
hang loose
you know how much
fun and out of control
can get.
Remember a great defense is
a HUGE offense.
hope those pay packets
get deposited properly

Hey, you could raise your pay to
pay off the national debt
by giving it back to the people
let them work out
the heinous math.

remember the greatest defense
is a greater offensive tackle the issues
headfirst after mighty fist
so heroic
so teutonic
so grabby!

Woe King Midas
must you remind us
everything
you touch
is loss

I’m not out here
for the good of my psyche or soul
I’m not sure I like
all the rules I could choose
to ignore.
Not all that matters…
…is gold

but I’ve been that way before
in a mother time not
so long a go
where gentlemen were mental and
all the women fair
it was that way
in our vision of
these affairs
it would be understood
these were battles for good
even if our good was
stored up in our ancestors’
uncommon good

beware of purity
beware of grace
much more important
my face my face!